English Jokes

.In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something
".Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I
...Student: I is the
Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I." Always put 'am' after
"I"
.Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

?A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation
.B: Yes, of course
.A: Great. I never could before
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